Dear Mr. NYC Cab Driver,
In the remote chance that you do happen to come across my message on twitter, and happened to visit this site, I formally welcome you to Amortya’s blog. You picked me and 2 other buddies of mine from the corner of 34th and 1st Ave on Saturday night. And dropped us off at Herald Square on 34th Street exactly at 10:02 pm where I paid using my credit card and generously tipped you. I believe that I left my sunglasses in the backseat of your vehicle. I understand that you don’t know me, and probably don’t give a flying fuck about me or my sunglasses, but I would really appreciate it if you’d return my sunglasses to me. The summer Gods have finally decided to shine their awesome glory on the greatest city in the world, and it would be absolutely criminal to be spotted without my extremely well-fitting eye wear.
So have some pity on me and contact me. I promise that I will reimburse you for any expenses that you might have incurred in the process of keeping of my beloved glasses safe.
Best,
~me
