I logged into my blog today to write some more of my Madrid stories and as usual spent an inordinately large amount of time battling writer’s block and then did what I do best- spent the next half an hour clicking at random places because after a point it just started to get entertaining and I then tried to see if I could do the Mortal Kombat theme using just clickety sounds which I sadly couldn’t. And then I saw the kind of searches that have been sending traffic to my blog and I’m go, “Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!?”.
I swear this is a clean sfw-ish blog
Yo Google,
What kind of shady porno shop do you think I’m running here. Keep all the porn obsessed people away from my site! This place is for clean family stuff. Mostly. And digs at my family blaming them for my lack of any love life and the fact that I might die alone. And poop and puke. Fix your shit please.
Love,
me
