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My sister is a super awesome ninja doctor. This is a roughly paraphrased transcript of the chat I had with her last night. Me: DUDE ! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WebMD!?! It’s freaking the fuck out of me. Her: Eh? What the hell are you talking about? Me: The fingers on my left [...] Dear 16-year-old-Amortya: Hi! First things first. The Backstreet Boys are so 1997. The Nick Carter middle-parted hairdo that you are going for is just not working. You have thick bushy, often curly hair. You cannot pull off the straight-silky-bouncy hair look. So stop trying already. You cannot look like him You turn 16 [...] While grabbing coffee from the office pantry one morning, I notice that the milk tetra pack was straight up ripped apart. Me: Why don’t people know how to open a milk carton? I mean really! How difficult is it? Rhi: What do you mean? Me: Look at this (I show her the carton). [...] |
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