About City Boy

This is Amortya Ray’s personal blog. He is passionate about technology, all things Apple, New York, Dunkin Donuts and of course Scarlett Johansson. Amongst others.

I’m clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box

On my third day in a gym in my life, I voluntarily sign up for something called “bootcamp”.

Everyone with their chiselled abs and toned glutes was bootcamping without breaking a sweat. Me on the other hand, I could barely breathe. I’m in ridiculous amounts of pain, panting like I’m having seizures, until I [...]

Dear Universe, quit conspiring against me. Capiche?

Here’s why:

2.75 hours ago: 9.15 am this morning

I’m running to the Path station. All groggy and wishing and hoping that I make my 10 o’clock meeting. I’m listening to Steven Tyler singing about some chick called Janie who has a gun and wants to shoot someone and I’m this close to embarking [...]